Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Car Czar

The kind of PR pukes who might have suffocated this kind of rambling, off-the-wall public announcement did not make it to the Big Show with this Administration.
I should also point out that the president-elect doesn't even know me. A nimble, results-oriented Administration like O's has the smarts to hire political enemies when they're just plain the best candidates for the job;I not only get to watch where the money goes ... I get to say where the money goes. As in, hey ... this car's crap ... can it. That car was a bad idea in the first place. Make more of this car, but don't make it with a fake convertible top, and put some decent mag wheels on it. same goes for hiring loose cannons from out in the ether who fraudulently announce their appointments to the Administration on the internet.It's a lot of power for a guy who's in charge of looking after taxpayer money that's going to save the American automobile industry for up to 45 days.Same with girl Hummer drivers. You babes never looked as cool as you thought you looked running over stuff you couldn't see from up there, and everyone knew you were just pretending to be rapper's hos on fake equity from your fake suburban mansions (thanks for cratering our economy, BTW).Japanese and German supersedans are what the educated, discerning driver buys today in this category ... I get it. I also understand that the people who have abandoned domestic cars because of "reliability issues" are the same incompetent whiners whose cars are never "reliable" because they don't maintain them unless forced to by the regular dealer service intervals required by the prestige brands to maintain warranties.

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